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Cows are being mysteriously mutilated in Oregon

Ranchers in Oregon state are finding their cows mutilated, and they don’t know who or what is doing it.

Oregon Public Broadcasting reports that one rancher years ago found a cow dead with her udder removed “and not one drop of blood” nearby. More recently, another rancher discovered a “cut up and bloodless” cow a mile from her property. Elsewhere in the state, five bulls were recently found drained of blood and with their tongues and genitals removed.

Local residents have suggested theories as diverse as alien abductions, Vietcong, vegan terrorists, and lightning bolts.

The FBI would not confirm or deny whether it was looking into the bizarre killings.